Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Dota 2 Jokes

Found a blog with Dota2 jokes on it.

Reprinted from that blog:

General dota 2 jokes:

Q: Whats the river’s name in dota?
A: I’m pretty sure it’s The River Fag. 'Cause I’ve been told I few times ‘don’t cross the river fag

Q: Why did the CM build a battlefury?
A: for the +35% to cleavage

Q: What time does Antimage finish farming?
A: 3AM

Q: What did Jesus say to the apostles when Romans came to arrest him?
A: “MISS???”

Q: Why people always blame the mid for losing his lane?
A: If the mid loses his lane too, we don’t have a single lane that’s winning.

Q: Why does Bounty Hunter sound so nasally?
A: Because he’s allergic to dust.

Q: Who is the only french Hero in Dota?
A: Le shrac

Q: Why Newbee banned Nature’s Prophet and Death Prophet?
A: Because they are a non-prophet organization.

Q: What do you call Darkterror with no lane to farm?
A: Spaceless Void

Q: What does Tusk drink at parties?
A: punch

Q: Why did sniper cross the river?

Q: Why did Kunkka bring his sword to the store when he went to get some more laundry detergent?
A: Because it’s the Tidebringer

Q: Who does Void thank for helping him win the game?
A: His MoM and Daed.

Q: What is Huskar’s favorite game?
A: Half-life

Q: Why does Slardar keep trying to get close to Naga?
A: Because of his Slithereen Crush!

Q: Why do Koreans like Broodmother-only 5v5 mid?
A: Because it is Broodwar.

Q: How did Sven see the invisible Luna?
A: Because he couldn’t miss that great cleave.

Q: What did Sven say to Phantom Assassin when she got her battlefury?
A: Nice cleavage

Q: Why Spirit breaker would make a horrible salesman?
A: Because he’d charge too much

Phantom Lancer walks into a bar.
There was no counter.

Dota 2 vs LOL:

Drow and Ashe walk into the bar.
Bartender: Which of you is a better shot
Drow: Me of course
Ashe: I can’t Deny

Yo mama jokes:

Your mama so fat, chat wheel doesn’t know what lane she’s in.
Your mama so fat, chat wheel can’t decide on which lane she is.
Your mama so fat, even EG can’t throw her.
Your mama so fat, when Rubick tried to steal a spell, all he got was diabetes.
Your mama so fat, that when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he has vision all over the map.
Your mama so fat, if Naix infests her it takes him ten minutes to get back out.
Your mom is so dumb, if silencer kills her, he loses int.
Flesh Heap: When a nearby enemy hero dies, Pudge gains bonus strength. When yo mama dies, Pudge becomes invulnerable.

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